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Dumbass Gets Cops Called on Him For Public Zit-Popping at McDonald's

Everybody has taken the time to pop a zit every now and then... we're betting that your exploding back-acne pus never came close to landing you in jail. That is exactly what happened with an imbecile...

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Brought Down by Their Ink–7 Dumb Criminals Whose Tattoos Brought Them to Justice

Tattoos are one of those things that might be totally okay for the day to day life of some folks, while other groups of people might want to steer clear from forever marking their skin with that 'I...

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Toddler Fires Shotgun During Mother's Drug Deal

Babies serve very few purposes. They crap in their pants and have no ability to clean themselves. They can't feed themselves. They have absolutely no disposable income to help with bills. What they can...

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Man Steals Empty Adult DVD Cases In Robbery Attempt

The basket of a bike is useful for transporting almost anything; school books, extra terrestrials, the head of a sledge hammer tied to a rope or even empty porn DVD cases.  The Salina News Journal...

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Renaissance Nerd Punishes Teenage Daughter With Vicious Armored Sword Beatdown

The common understanding up until this point in time regarding fans of renaissance fairs was that they rarely got laid and therefore never created offspring. Well, it turns out that some of them do...

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Creepy Guy Licks Woman's Knee and Face Against Her Will, Gets Arrested

When it comes to dealing with the ladies there are clearly defined do's and do nots. First and foremost you always want to be a gentleman. How exactly you define the term gentleman is up to you. One...

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Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother's Ass, Dies

Every day the staff of WGRD wakes up... does karate moves--then hits the internet to see what kind of weirdness she will bestow upon us. Well, this evening friends and comrades... we have a winner. The...

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Intruder Armed With Weasel Attacks Homeowner

Oh internet. Wilst thou deliver us some serious weirdness today? YEP! In the city of Hoquiam, WA, there was a criminal walking the streets. He was a supervillain of sorts. Like most supervillains he...

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World's Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when...

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Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign

No matter how hard police tried, Raymond Garcia wouldn't *stop* fighting a stop sign. (See what we did there?) Officers in Roswell, New Mexico were responding to a report of a man fighting a stop sign,...

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YouTube Prankster Hauled to Jail for Giving Wedgies

Charles Ross has been caught with his pants down because his victims were caught with their pants up. Way up. Continue reading…

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Drunken Thief Was Too Bombed to Rob Little Caesars

Like so many of us have done, Ryan Hopkins made a bad decision while drunk. Unlike the rest of us, he decided to rob a Little Caesars. But the stick-up didn't go quite the way he had (probably not)...

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Woman Arrested For April Fool's Day Robbery Prank

It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your...

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Man Wearing 'Seriously I Have Drugs' Shirt Arrested on Drug Charges

Florida man, John Balmer, was arrested at a Kmart in Hudson, Florida, on Monday. During his arrest, police noticed Balmer's shirt, which read: "Who needs drugs" in all caps. Underneath that, it read:...

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Idiots Steal Hot Pockets and Slim Jims, Hide Out in Children's Playhouse [Video]

Of all the things to steal from a grocery store... Three would-be thieves grabbed a cart full of Hot Pockets and Slim Jims and then took off after knocking the store manager unconscious. Continue reading…

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This Grand Rapids Purse Snatcher is Dumb AF

His sweatshirt says it all. Continue reading…

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Michigan Women Caught Stealing During 'Shop with a Cop' Event

Dumb & Dumber. Continue reading…

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Bath Twp. PD is Back with the Hashtags + New Tips for Criminals!

#ColdOutsideButJailIsWarm Continue reading…

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Dumbass Gets Cops Called on Him For Public Zit-Popping at McDonald's

Everybody has taken the time to pop a zit every now and then... we're betting that your exploding back-acne pus never came close to landing you in jail. That is exactly what happened with an imbecile...

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Brought Down by Their Ink–7 Dumb Criminals Whose Tattoos Brought Them to Justice

Tattoos are one of those things that might be totally okay for the day to day life of some folks, while other groups of people might want to steer clear from forever marking their skin with that 'I...

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